“Captain America has no business being on this squad, I mean he’s just like ‘Come on, guys!’ Iron Man is shooting f**king missiles and Thor is calling out lightning and Hulk is ripping apart jets and I’m like, taking the stairs.” [x]
If I was a famous author I would publish a book with ten different endings which all went to print with varying degrees of rarity, but not tell the fans about it so that I could watch their confusion as they disagree over how the story ended. Then when they figured it out I would ‘come clean’, telling them that I had released eleven alternate endings and watch them panic again as they all try to find the last ending.
are you satan
If The Great Gatsby Were Narrated By Other Characters [Click for more]
Get a life, Nick.