selflubricatinganus:

marvel idea: give black widow a female love interest. me. hire me to kiss scarlett johansson.

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thefarfire:

moffat-rocks:

Best. Sentence. Ever. Always reblog.

Oh

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I’ll marry a man who knows how I take my tea, coffee, and alcohol
And knows when to make which.
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arctichunkies:

curves on women are great, but curves on final exams are really what get me going

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scottish:

thewriters-blog:

If you ever feel like you’ve screwed up, just remember that in 1348 the Scots thought it would be a good idea to invade England because the English were weakened by the Plague. They subsequently caught the plague themselves, went back to Scotland, and killed half their own population.

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