arctichunkies:

curves on women are great, but curves on final exams are really what get me going

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scottish:

thewriters-blog:

If you ever feel like you’ve screwed up, just remember that in 1348 the Scots thought it would be a good idea to invade England because the English were weakened by the Plague. They subsequently caught the plague themselves, went back to Scotland, and killed half their own population.

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pinshekonsha:

I always wanted to be a mutant like the X-men but the closest I could get was being gay. 

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meanplastic:

I want to live in Paris Hilton’s $325000 Dog Mansion </3

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universecares:

The rockin Angels on assignment. Feels me with gratitude.

universecares:

The rockin Angels on assignment. Feels me with gratitude.

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v-ogued:

jontronshat:

wentdog:

The ’50s were fucked up man.

*tries this at next house party*

Omfg

v-ogued:

jontronshat:

wentdog:

The ’50s were fucked up man.

*tries this at next house party*

Omfg

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shittier:

niggaimdeadass:

Cleanse me Lord and rid me of this white skin

Kids are fucking horrific i don’t want any of them 

(Source: pleatedjeans)

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